spazztastic-muffin:

straightishimaru:

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

“The wife has taken up domestic living! Despite her previously active role in the community and world affairs + protecting the public!”

landofshame:

i play on the aussie server in world of warcraft and this is the funniest public chat message i have ever read in any mmo ever

scumhag:

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

someone blocked me for saying stupid isn’t a slur and explaining the difference between a slur and a pejorative

fymyheroacademia:

Eri’s happy rambling after Deku’s performance.

bobavader:

bobavader:

Watched spiderverse for the third time and all i could think about was all the weird shit aaron’s neighbor across the street has seen.

Neighbor: so why is there a weird guy always going into your apartment

Uncle aaron: that’s um, my boyfriend

Neighbor: why’s he dressed like that

Aaron: he’s a furry

Aaron: we’re furries

moonlandingwasfaked:

HIDEO KOJIMA, ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, AT IT AGAIN

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

atvacuum:

bears-home:

This idea would not leave my brain

is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics

thesubcon10ent:

Bruh religious or not there’s no debating that Dreamworks Prince of Egypt (1998) is a masterpiece and one of the most visually stunning works of animation of all time. The parallels between Yocheved and Miriam singing the River Lullaby as a tear runs down their cheek and the wind blows their hair in front of their face? Incredible. The use of hieroglyphics to show how Moses learned that his father ordered the Hebrew babies slaughtered??Ingenious. The duet between Moses and Ramses where the choir chants in the background while you watch the plagues destroy Egypt and Moses is begging Ramses to let his people go and Ramses refuses and it shows them facing each other and then side by side and then Ramses walking away while Moses stands firmly??? Intense. When Moses parts the sea and the Hebrews are walking between the water and lightning strikes in the background, illuminating the silhouette of a giant shark swimming in the wall of water???? Iconic. The entire movie is just absolutely breathtaking and that’s just tea

yourfavelovesyouunconditionally:

Mirio Togata from Boku No Hero Academia loves you unconditionally!!!